The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.
Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.
See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.
Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.
See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.
The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.
by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007
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by AlexeiB. February 26, 2005
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Get the Geekin' out mug.1. a nerd with (some twisted variation of) social skills.
2. Someone who has an obsession with computers and/or whose life cconsists of computer related tasks
3. someone with a greater than normal computer skills.
2. Someone who has an obsession with computers and/or whose life cconsists of computer related tasks
3. someone with a greater than normal computer skills.
a nice geek helped me set up my printer and explained how to use the inernet to me last night. charming fellow, really.
by DBRobinson August 3, 2003
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2. One who is extremely interested and knowledgeable about computers, electronics, technology, and gadgets.
3. A person with an unusual or odd personality.
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3. A person with an unusual or odd personality.
1. The boy stuttered geekishly while trying to meet new people at the party.
2. Being on the robotics team and whiz in computer class, Charlie was known around school as a geek.
3. She was acting like a complete geek when she snorted when she laughed.
2. Being on the robotics team and whiz in computer class, Charlie was known around school as a geek.
3. She was acting like a complete geek when she snorted when she laughed.
by The Lemon Hunter July 7, 2005
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My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.
by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005
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