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Kf: Garret man,
Dalton: what a dog fucker, that Garret Richard Augustus Phillips
by dalton_is_a_taxi_driver July 25, 2022
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Garett

A fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.
Girl 1: have you heard of Garett

Girl 2: yeah, he’s a fucking cunt ass piece of shit. He is the king off all gays. Out of the 171,476 words in the English language, their is no word or combination of words that can describe how much of a piece of shit he is. I hope he gets shot 27 times in the chest and doesn’t die but has to feel the pain of each and every bullet penetrating his skin for the rest of his life. And when he dies I hope he goes to hell and rots there for all of eternity felling the burning flames and enduring the pain with no escape and watching satan laugh at him as he begs for mercy and cries like a little gay ass bitch.

Girl 1: ok
by Garettisgay March 1, 2020
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Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!
KG is a beast!
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A Garret

An Adjective that describes a person that is lazy, who is very polite, and usually doesn't get out very much.They excessively use "Thats What She Said Jokes" and is very awkward in public.
Lenny: Man, I don't want to go out today.
Frank: Dude! Your acting like A Garret!
Lenny: Thats not cool man!
by Vespers December 16, 2008
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The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.
Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.
by Creonptc March 20, 2011
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kevin garnett

Hes leading the league in rebounds for the third year inna row.

Nuff said.
Question: How you gon' stop a man that leads his team in points rebounds AND assists???

Answer: You dont. You just watch Kevin Garnett do what he do.
by Big Ticket September 16, 2006
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Garrette

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.
"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"
by Lil..Faggot June 10, 2020
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