garbetta

A girl who dresses out of the ordinary or in mismatched outfits with tons of accessories. Could refer to a little girl playing dress up or a young woman who wears every piece of jewelry she owns at once, or wears different patterns together (such as stripes and flowers). Mismatched clothing and mismatched socks may also qualify.

Root word: garb

Friend 1: Look at Garbetta over there.

Friend 2: Holy crap, what is she wearing?

by wonton28 July 12, 2011

garbear

Nickname for a hot girl who watches ice hockey and is generally awesome - especially when she is judgy

Look at this garbear hogging all the bread sticks.

by mcgarnicle July 15, 2011

Gabled

To get hit by a vehicle

Oh man! Gable got gabled when he ran in front of that truck

by poopbuttfart January 11, 2012

Garglefunk

The slimy residue that resides on the back of your throat/tongue after rinsing/gargling your mouth out with an antiseptic mouthwash.

"Dude, I swear, every time I use that listerine, I've got garglefunk hanging in the back of my throat."

by KinkyKitKat15 February 15, 2012

Garyletic

A version of paraletic used for getting absolutely smashed on alcohol.

I am going to get garyletic tonight.

by Baz2424242 March 19, 2012

garblage

A cross between the words garbled and garbage, usually referring to random verbal spewing that doesn't make sense.

When Karen is tired and stressed she tends to speak garblage.

by Sweetness and Sunshine February 23, 2013

Garglefunkel

When trying to describe something so CRAZY and ANNOYING and MESSED UP, that the only word left in language, is GARGLEFUNKEL.

"My phone is just so garglefunkel lately!"

by cajaro June 23, 2013