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Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.
Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.
by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012
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Google Talk

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.
Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.
by Bas September 17, 2005
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Google test

When your internet connection is being problematic, you do the google test. Basically, you try to visit www.google.com and if it fails, you know your connection is tango uniform.
Friend A: My internet connection is not really working...

Friend B: Did you google test it?

Friend A: Yeah, nothing.

Friend B: Call AOL(because only AOL sucks enough to have problems regularly?)
by Quinn Allen September 2, 2006
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Google Ninja

The term Google Ninja was first coined by an SEO company called SEORM in reference to both a collaboration site they created to allow SEO professionals to help each other, as well as a general description for a highly skilled SEO engineer who seems to have the inside track on ranking sites within google.

Google Ninja later became a certification standard inside the SEO community, obtained by completing a course with SEORM. Achieving Google Ninja certification is a great way to show potential employers and or clients that your SEO skills are truely formidable and set you apart from the Google Ninjanabe's (ninja wannabe's) and Google Nonja's (non-ninjas).

Holders of the coveted Google Ninja certification are typically given membership to a private forum and site reserved only for people holding the certification or for premium account holders who pay a monthly fee. These forums and sites contain a vast knowledge base of current SEO tactics and Tools that help the Google Ninjas keep an edge over the competition.
Did you see that guys googlefu? Dude must be one hell of a google ninja.
by seormguy April 21, 2009
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Google Dust

As Google maps the world with products like Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Street View etc. The next logical step would be a real time 3-D rotational view of the world all the time. But how could this be achieved? Easy. Google Dust! Nano-sized cameras that float around in the air like invisible dust. They would constantly feed the images to a Google Earth type software that, of course, would be freely available on the web! Brought to you by Google.
by Dan McElfish October 30, 2008
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Google Earth

1) Software developed by Google which enables you to search the entire globe through satellite images.

2) My new crack.
I could see my car in the driveway with Google Earth.
by goo August 27, 2005
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google man

Brian Steele; person asked to look something up in google to settle arguments
Hey google man, what's the second verse to ba ba black sheep?
by Us February 6, 2005
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