Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

by ZenTam July 18, 2016

fuck me

Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

by HAIL January 5, 2005

be fucked

an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.

i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.

i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.

by sin_77 November 6, 2006

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

fucked up like a T-rex

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011

Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel May 4, 2011

fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017