jump a fence

to smoke weed or a spliff

"you been jumpin' fences again?"

by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005

Focedog

The adjective used to describe an individual who does or says something stupid (commonly called a Foce) repeatedly to no end.

Matt Hanson is a huge focedog.

by idriveabmw March 17, 2009

FLONCE

The once great tigers flonce around the afl oval as the saints smack them from pillar to post

once great tigers flonce around the afl grounds

by mrkiss36 July 2, 2009

Foner

Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.

Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."

by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011

fondering

Pondering about something while fondling yourself.

I just sat around today fondering about what to do tomorrow.

by chaingrabber January 10, 2015

Paint the Fence

When you stick your tongue in the anus of a woman and then use your tongue to lick the taint to her vagina.

My Girl loves it when I paint the fence before insertion.

by wampler24 December 4, 2019

fonkey

one who resembles a donkey's foot

jessica was stepped on by a donkey and had an imprint of a hoof in her face. stephanie came by and said,'you look like a fonkey.'

by steph April 28, 2003