double flush

To double flush (verb). Used to describe the necessity to flush a toilet twice when a fecal explusion from the body is exceptional in terms of quantity (i.e., pure mass) and/or quality (i.e., lettuce).

Mother: "Boy were you ever in the bathroom a long time."
Son: "I think that was the biggest crap in my life. It was so big I had to double flush."

by Filibustered January 13, 2011

flushed abortion

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

royal flusher

the process of sticking someone's head in a toilet and flushing

We gave that jerk a royal flusher in the men's room

by eddy July 19, 2003

3 flush

A large dump that requires 3 flushes to send down. One flush worse than the 2 banger. Often used in the situation of diarrhea.

"What took so long?"
"Had the runs, it was 3 flush"

by B.I.G Nougat January 27, 2008

Double Flush By Proxy

Having to flush twice because of somebody else's sticky turd refusing to evacuate the bowl

I immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. However, she had left a floater behind. I was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so I quickly fired one out on to hers.
After flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so I had to double flush by proxy

by JayNW December 17, 2008

flushing

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Wuts Really Hood Son.

Jus came from FLushing Fuckin wit dem triad niggas.

Word up son, My hood u dont fucks wit.

by Crown City May 13, 2006

Mercy flush

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

by Dory March 30, 2004