Wank Fiend

A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone

Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend

by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018

Dope Fiend Sexy

When your strung out as fuck, not much more than skin and bones but you’re snapping selfies thinking you’re hot shit

Look at Branden in those pics from the madness, he was dope fiend sexy.

by Slinkymango00 June 14, 2018

Bedford Fiend

Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.

“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019

Vixen Fixin’

Gettin yer Vixen Fixin’ is when you hook up with a soul sucking prowler regardless of your awareness of her sexually evil ways

Yeah fuck the endgame of that shit. I’m just tryin to get my Vixen Fixin’ in before I’m ruined. Usually a hole for the soul. This time it’s some dick before the trick

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

nico-fiend

A person addicted to nicotine a little bit too much who vapes/smokes constantly

"Damn, it's hella foggy out tonight."

"Yeah, you right, the nico-fiend, Kevin Nguyen, must be out vaping tonight."

by CuriousCaveman November 18, 2019

Snap Fiend

Someone who is on Snapchat 24/7 and replies within 5 seconds of you snapping them. They usually have a snap score of over 1 million.

Wow that Brooke is such a snap fiend.

by C37003R November 22, 2020

Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).

That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.

by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021