2 fingers up

if everyone worships the ground you walk on.

‘2 fingers up’

by shwna April 12, 2022

putting 4 fingers up

it means u fuck a great amount of bitches on a daily

YOOOOOOO brian is putting 4 fingers up!

he must be fucking alot of bitches on a daily

by noface不　 April 21, 2022

happy fingers

A description of the random pressing of letters excitedly when using instant messenger or chatting. Antonym of Angry fingers.

a_special_knome: OMG!! i so just won us tix to da WRPDtr!!
an_idiotic_haxor: OMG NOFKNGWAY!!! asfjklaj kjakfaskldhfkjhagkjjfdjkdl!!!
a_special_knome: gahhh!! happy fingers!! lkahsdfkahkjghakkafdahkjhkfajhakjh!!!!!

by MandyM*** June 17, 2006

Fingerbash

When one uses one's fingers to bash a pie, tart , jelly , vagina, or any other squishy slimey object.

Girl- ' oi jim ! What the hell are you doing to my flan!'
Jim- ' oh . . i'm just fingerbashing it?'
Girl- ' why?'
Jim- 'It feels good . . . do you want to fingerbash you? '
Girl- ' Sure'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

penis fingers

A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.

Shit, I got penis fingers.

by Chris Bruno December 12, 2003

Gorilla Fingers

Large to Unhealthy lines of cocaine that when spread out with a razor or credit/ID/Metro Card resembles a gorilla's finger.

Used as a noun.

Hey John, will you cut me out another gorilla finger? I need to start my day.

Yo son you always hook it up with those fat gorilla fingers. My nose bled for hours last time.

by Suicide You Later! December 19, 2008

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a man, a man with a plan, a man with a vision, a man of great vision, he's a guy, he's a dude, a dude who lactates, warm milk "comes out from the inside of his teat" when he rubs nettles against it, and the best thing about this guy is that his fingers are made of leaf vegetables.

AND he's VERY, VERY, creepy. And he stutters nervously whenever he speaks.

Picture the scene right, you've got a fish cooking in the oven, it's so far at the back that you can't even reach it, so what do you do, you should HELP HELP HELP and some poor guy comes in with a look of permanent terror on his face, no one knows what terrible things this poor soul has seen but the worst is still to come for him, in he comes, you tell him about the fish and explain that with his "supple... little... frame...." he might be able to climb into the oven and get it for him. What do you do next? Well obviously you shut the oven, pierce your leafy fingers on a meat hook on the wall, enjoy the gorgeous sensation and sigh ecstaticly that you "like it when the red water comes out", doze off and eventually wake up in a pool of your own blood smelling the fumes wafting from the oven and comment that "that fish must be almost done by now".

And Salad Fingers has got a room with the all his old friends, minus skin and skeletons, hanging on hooks on the wall.

All I can say is, make sure you've got your SPOON GUARD if this li'l fella comes a-knockin' on your door. He's got a real thing for RUSTY SPOONS. (Spoon guard is available free of charge at rathergood.com, as well as a warning about the possible side effects of spoon guard).

by Arthur Atkinson February 10, 2005