fartspasm

During coitus, the female's sudden contraction of the vaginal muscles caused by passing flatulence.

John - "That shit hurt, she shot my cock right out of her."

Mark - "Haha, she had a fartspasm."

by Knuckleberry Finn November 20, 2015

Facts

Typically said in the NY area, it means you heavily agree with something.

John: Strawberry icecream is the best flavor of icecream

Daquan: That's deadass facts, b!

by Colbylewhalfajew October 12, 2016

Facts b

The NY way of confirming something

Eric: Kevin, did you deadass steal my Timbs again?
Kevin: Facts b

by MY NAMA JEFF November 20, 2016

Facts

Meaning the truth or deadass

Dummy1: She cheating on me??
Dummy2: Facts dawg!!!!

by Dick_Too_Bigg December 13, 2016

Faltskog's Law

The law which states that those people who claim to dislike something vehemently, secretly love it (e.g anti-gay pastors who are caught bumming a rent-boy). Named after Agneta Faltskog from ABBA - as anyone claiming to dislike ABBA is lying to themself...even Agneta Faltskog.

"How did you know I was gay?"
"You kept banging on about how much you hate gays - Faltskog's Law."

by Mestopheles November 12, 2017

Facts

The word you say right after spitting straight knowledge to your peers

Girl: she’s a hoe

Girl2:how

Girl: she has a boyfriend and she has a side
Boy:that’s FACTS!!!!!!!!

by Cocopufflickwer May 10, 2018

Fartsack

A term (usually used in the U.S. military, esp. the Marine Corps) for a mattress cover. Also can be used for a sleeping bag.

Drill insructor: "Bring two sheets, pillow cases, and fartsacks on line...READY...MOVE!!

RECRUITS: AYE, SIR!!

by blacksunbird December 21, 2018