false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

false flosser

someone who is flashy or otherwise superficially implies wealth but who is really broke; pretending to have money.

Johnny is a false flosser with his nice car and fancy jewelry. But he doesn't work and lives with his mom!
Heather is false flossin'. She doesn't have any money to buy those shoes, and that was her boyfriend's car she was driving.

by fivesevenshorty June 18, 2009

False off

The strange phenomenon resulting from two people who do not like each other but have mutual friends being forced to be in the same room. As neither person want to cause a fraction with in the group both try to keep the piece, however rather than just being civil with one an other they become overly nice and complimentary.

Amy: Oh my god I absolutely love your new shoes.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!

Behind the others back

Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!

Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.

by madgie August 13, 2010

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011

Falseism

Statement that proves to be false at a later date. An incorrect fact. Usually known by the providing person to be incorrect but given as to allude the recipiants phone calls, text messages or emails.

You gave that guy a totally fake phone number!

Yeah but he doesn't know it is a falseism!

by MMFord January 10, 2012

False Dinner

Eating a girl the fuck out through her panties. Usually a fucking girlfriend or some shit.

Tod: Give me a false dinner nigga.

by RedTymeGaming December 29, 2014