Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.

“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”

by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026

Toxic Federation

A 5 piece Classic Rock band from Nottingham, UK.

www . Toxic Federation . com

by MrNiceGuy123 November 27, 2010

Sideways Federer

A move playing tennis, even though it sounds dirty.

Dude, don't try to do a sideways federer; it's too hard.

by cbtennis98 April 27, 2013

Dodger federer

Whenever someone is a god at dodging skillshots in any online game, preferablyLeague of Legends

Damn Ezreal dodged my hook again.
I guess he is Dodger Federer

by lil yeetus January 21, 2019

Kevin federline

It's almost impossible to respect anybody who married Britney Spears, but when you think about it not every guy would keep being the clown for the circus clown for as long as Kevin Federline has done it, it might take a special kind of guts to not stand up for yourself one time in all those years as a human looking to get respect, sympathy, or support from another human being, and to just keep putting up with people's bullshit and bad publicity that came from knowing and being close to someone like Britney Spears. Not to mention all her kiss ass chorus that follows her around trying to silence anybody that might disagree with her.

Though most people wouldn't want to openly say they were a friend of Kevin Federline, the guy might have a kind of strength many guys dont to keep allowing people to fuck with him. A lot of guys would already have blown somebody in Iran up for less, but he's still being a clown for a circus clown even today.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020

Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears). Pretending to jump to the defense of someone afraid to stand is as chicken shit as being afraid to stand, since it's still being afraid to really stand.

At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020