Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

by MikeLaury August 15, 2016

Finger Fencing

When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.

Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon

by Pedro Sawowski October 20, 2008

femcee

A woman who raps or freestyles. The feminine equivalent of an 'emcee'.

Yeo, my favourite femcee be Rah Digga.

by Seanio March 21, 2004

picket fencing

In competitive forensics, to picket fence is to recieve only scores of 1 (the highest score) in all speech rounds.

Sarah: How did you do at the Jack Howe tournament?
David: I picket fenced it!

by bitterspice June 5, 2005

fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009

Femcel

A female incel or “involuntary celabite”not necessarily celibate but tends to blame all men for their struggles in relationships instead of themselves or their partners, they say things like “all men are trash” or “kill all men”

Becky is such a femcel all she talks about is how trash men are

by Lotsoftears January 25, 2022