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Slade Falconridge

Slade Falconridge, 13-years-old, resides in New Zealand, and is of Croatian descent. The third of February 2009 saw the birth of Slade Falconridge. Slade first attended Kaurilands Primary School before graduating and was then enrolled into Glen Eden Intermediate School. Although the location of his high school is still unknown, it is assumed to be in south Auckland. Slade Falconridge gained notoriety for uploading posts on Instagram under the handle @johnny.theball, the posts consisted of a rainbow rubber ball with a black smiley face wearing a shit-eating grin hand-drawn on it by his co-star Cohen. The majority of the posts were of 'Johnny' in humorous positions. Some of the posts contained Johnny wearing a PS4 headset, Johnny in a beach chair, or Johnny at Piha beach. The account, however, broke down after Slade published an image of 'Johnny' on a beach chair without Cohen's consent. Cohen believed that the posting of the account should be decided jointly, but Slade believed that since he created the account, he could post whatever he pleased. This disagreement ultimately caused the account to fail. Slade has led a fascinating and compelling life overall, and it is undoubtedly one to be appreciated.
Wow is that Slade Falconridge over there?

Sure is, hes one of the coolest guys I know
by dogham October 3, 2022
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Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie
I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.
by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021
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A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.

These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.
As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.
by Jimmy Drangus May 8, 2022
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Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.
See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?
by Holology August 3, 2010
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the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex
"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"
by twiggley December 6, 2016
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pulled a falcon

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.
C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!
by WhitedragonBC September 5, 2008
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Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.
Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....
by racerbob October 24, 2009
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