Little girl that sits on a old korean mans lap also known as his senpai. Senpai keeps him in line like the little bitch he is.
by christian981k March 2, 2015
Get the Eli Sabolmug. A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails
by Norton September 20, 2020
Get the Eli Howardmug. 
A man some would say but his upper body doesn't make up for his tiny penis. He also enjoys to touch people. Perferibly males under the age of 19
by Stefeno177 February 3, 2017
Get the Eli Gironmug. by Yooooobroo15 August 30, 2021
Get the Eli and Gabriellemug. Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
by PineappleFlex August 7, 2022
Get the Eli Tondermug.