Docking

To dock, is to conceal an object under ones foreskin, a variance of this is the infamous japanese dock in which the object is concealed in ones urethra

Person 1: ah shit, have you seen my math book?

Person 2: mate I totally docked it last night, but I fell asleep and when I woke up it was gone

Person 1: I told you to stop docking my stuff man!

by chodemaster94 April 6, 2011

Docking

(verb) Docking, to dock, docked:
The act of stretching ones foreskin over the erect penis of another man.

"Hey Bob, Cliff and I were getting hot and heavy the other night and we tried docking! He docked his cock onto mine. It was the most romantic night of my life!"

by cliff dock March 28, 2009

Donking

Drinking liquor.

This term was accidentally created early September 2011 as a result of a typo. Started spreading slowly through Twitter since.

It's funny cause when making sentences, it sounds like it would be an innuendo, but it really isn't.

Donking = Drinking.

I donked with a group of buddies last week.
I saw you donking with your boyfriend.
You donk too much. Donker.

by @FarhanaRahman September 11, 2011

Phantom Drinking

When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.

Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.

by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011

Docking

To insert the head of your penis inside another man's foreskin.

Jason: Captain, I'm ready to dock!
JP: Give me a second, I'm docking with someone else!

by Malaysian Jason March 5, 2011

day drinking

A version of day dreaming but involving alcohol, drinking during the day and absent from reality for doing it.

"Oh wow! It's already 4pm! I don't know where the time went!"
"Honey, were you day drinking again?"

by Katy Mann November 10, 2007

docking

The act of forcing one's penis into another foreskin.

*Does not work if circumcised*

Dude! Your foreskin looks like an anteater, have you been docking flat out?

by Stevito January 13, 2008