Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Dildomesh

A fossilized Sumerian dildo from the times of Gilgamesh

They excavated dozens of dildomesh from the middle east.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 26, 2022

Didon

A very hot girl, A 10/10, A girl with a fatty

“Damn that girl that just passed by is hot as hell”
“Is it a didon?”
“Yeah buddy”

by T24forever July 11, 2022

Dildo licker dave

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

Dildo Incest

Fucking sibling with a dildo

Jonre and aleah do dildo incest

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023