dollarize it

McDonalds lame attempt to capitalize on the current trend of turning non-verbs into verbs in order to convince you to use their dollar menu.

McDonalds billboard: Hungry? Dollarize it!

by dudemannington April 1, 2010

five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave

person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower

by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

doll hairs

word said to very gayly trick someone into thinking you said dollars.

Bob- "hey man ill give you twenty doll hairs to eat that piece of shit."

Bob2- "ok ma- HEY WAIT A MINUTE."

Bob- "0mG LOlZZZ RoFlMaYo I GOT YOU!!!!!11"

by aceshigh1091 April 30, 2008

Gorillion Dollars

The absolute funniest shit EVER seen on the internets. Period.

1:That Gorilla has a briefcase full of money. He must have at least a GORILLION DOLLARS.

2:That old gorillia is a first class junky. I bet he shot a GORRILION DOLLARS into his arm.

by ha that's funny March 31, 2011

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Damn that stripper got alot of thong-dollaz in that thong. She must spend a lot of time at the club.

Dude that's my mom !!!

by J.Jacques December 13, 2008

seven dollar gary

When the toothless hooker is asking $10 for a handjob, but you only have $7. She accepts anyways. Made famous by a cheapskate named Gary.

"I picked this trick up off the strip the other day. She wanted $10 for a handjob and all I had was $7. What do you know, I got me a seven dollar gary!"

by Ron Dawson May 7, 2008