December 28

A day where everyone tells the word penis throughout the whole day

Dad: son it’s December 28 you know what that means

“PENIS”

Son: **confused**

by Abs321 October 12, 2019

December 26

National take down your Christmas tree day

Emma: it’s December 26!
Mom: i dOnT care

Emma: GO TAKE DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE YOU HO HO HO

by FreeMellyYaFeel November 15, 2019

December 25

THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!

John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“

Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”

John: “OK BOOMER”

by Uh oh... sTinkY December 17, 2019

December 20

The day we’re u kiss ur {bf/gf} a kiss

On December 20 {Give your bf/gf a kiss} for good spirt so they know that you love them and don’t ever want to leave them and that you want them to stay with you forever

by Zman4300 December 18, 2019

December 29

You have to travel the distance to see your gf/bf. Doesn't matter if its 1000 light years away, you have to go all the way to give them a kiss and hug them and cuddle them.

Becca i came all the way here to see you!!
But john you traveled from ohio to japan for me!
What else would it do, it is December 29 after all

by BraydenT December 28, 2019

December 21

December 21 is national weed day
Go ahead smoke wit da homies on dat day

Paige: yo guess what day it is!!
Ashlynn: oh god what!?
Paige: it's December 21, it's national weed dayyyy!!!!

by paigeroussel November 2, 2020

december 28

only the best moms in the whole world are born on this day!! no other mom is as loving and caring as the mom born on december 28 🥰🥰 never let anyone treat your mom bad if she is born on this day. your mom is someone people can trust because they are so loving and caring and know how to keep a secret unlike other moms. ❤️😍🥰

only beautiful and best moms in the whole world are born on december 28😊😍∞

by ✨❤️🤍❤️✨ November 5, 2021