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by RaptorCIaw February 15, 2023

heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

by Steak Jeeb February 13, 2013

A Daft Punk

A Daft Punk is slang for disappear

"Yo you know that band Justice? I hope they don't pull a daft punk"

"Yeah same"

by trustmeiamareputablesource December 24, 2020

national william dafoe day

National William dafoe Day is celebrated every year on August 2-5 , It’s the day on which everyone gathers to praise and honor William dafoe.

Person 1 : Why is your bling iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip.
Person 2 :oh its just national william dafoe day

by Doctor, bufmfugck August 3, 2022

wa da f

Halfway between "what the fuck" and "WTF".

Matt: Did you see the video of the kid shitting his pants?
George: wa da f?

by Brad Three June 6, 2018

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003

Dafy

Dafy is the quality of something being a dope ass mothafucka (daf). This can apply to wide range of nouns and objects. For instance, the President, a car, or even an idea for an invention can be "dafy".

"We went to the mall looking for fly swag and came out with some seriously dafy shit."

Potential female sex partner: "Wow, see Aymeric over there; he's dafy!"

P. Diddy: "Oh this song right here is DAFY!"

by AVJesus November 29, 2011