This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.
While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.
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Get the cubana mug.A curious breed of people with a third world tribalistic mentality,..in my experience, the majority of which are literally incapable of emulating quiet respectful considerate people,..consumed by selfish sinful pride and best known for their immature disrespectful loudness in both conversation and their choice of "music". Where ever they are found,..A "normal" Cuban conversation can be overheard from more than a block away. When they yell,..it's the same as when they talk. The only time they talk quietly is when they're trying to hide something or they feel sick.
If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.
They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful.
They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.
Cuban: petty, spiteful, rude and discourteous, arrogant,..haughty - proud - conceited - supercilious - lofty, overbearing self-worth or self-importance, offensive, insulting, abusive, contemptuous.
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you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.
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