Crusting

The act of placing pizza crust between one’s toes.

We were enjoying pizza in bed, and then he started crusting me.

by tlvm July 31, 2022

Crust Girl

A girl that intentionally does things they know for certain will annoy someone. A ne’er do well.

“Becky knows that Greg is persnickety about grammar and yet she on purposefully riles him up by mismatching lose and loose. She a total Crust Girl.”

by RackHansen April 27, 2022

sus crust superspine

for when you are trying to sus the crust while on superspine

"Hey, did you sus crust superspine last week"
"yea, it felt like acid"

by fruckrer July 31, 2022

Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.

That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!

by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023

crust

Someone who shows up to every social event without actually being invited. Although not particularly hated, most people would prefer it if they weren't there.

Damn Daniel, why you such a crust?

by kickthesquid May 12, 2016

Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025