Crunchdunker

A sexual position in which a man has his head sandwiched between two asses of morbidly obese women

I went to the strip club and got a crunchdunkered

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010

vagina crunch

The act of punching a girl/women in the vagina then yelling vagina crunch loudly

Boy1.VAGINA CRUNCH Girl2.OW my vagina

by stuffyskull October 26, 2011

Councel

A trumped up government position - invented by the 45th President of the United States. This fabricated position is seen in the eyes of its creator as yet another 'yes man' whose sole purpose is to blindly follow, agree with and support the 45th President while lacking free thought, free will and conscience. The ultimate role of the councel (in the mind of the positions creator) is to become another silent 'fall guy' for the 45th President.

Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel, only with my approval, for purposes of transparency.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”

by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018

pussy crunch

when a man hammers or pounds a girl so hard when having sex that she bleeds and is sore for days on end.

Yeah i fucked my girl friend so hard i gave her a pussy crunch!

by sonree July 5, 2006