Christopher

A fat ass bitch that likes to blow up peoples computers in Mrs. Lalama's class

Look at that guy destroying that computer
Omg he is such a christopher!

by FurryLover101 May 17, 2019

Christopher

The cutest guy you will ever meet in your life. He has a great personality and will make your eyes water over how cute he is. You will be drooling to date him. He has a great personality too. He might be shy at first but when you get to know him he can be freaky in a good way! He will make you feel like the richest person in the state and will make you feel good about yourself. He helps you through rough times too and don’t be afraid to open up your problems to Christopher. Things that should be secret stay secret with him.

Etienna:Christopher is fucking hot I wish I could date him!

by Cock&ball _torture July 1, 2019

christopher wu

1. a person who doesn't appeciate this website
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner

1. "THIS IS SHIT!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"

by dehuyail November 11, 2008

Christopher Martin

A very deep and emotional guy who tells you "to listen to your heart when its calling to you"
He enjoys listening to music by regina spektor and is a chronic gamer addicted to LOL. For this reason he will probably never get a girlfriend.

Look at Christopher Martin, he is damn fine,

by Gabby Macchi December 13, 2012

Christopher

A Christopher named is usually classed as a Jewbacabra. One that doesn't like to part with money.

Did you ever get that £20 from Christopher last year?

No he keeps saying I owe him money.

by fkjellyfish January 13, 2018

Christopher

A big penis sucker mmmmm

I'm a christopher

by 1847482938 May 28, 2018

Christopher

A guy with a big gap in his mouth. He dates girls with the same gap. He likes his girls big and chunky, and who look like Dora the Explorer. His girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and aren’t usually funny

That Christopher has a big gap!

by Feever February 19, 2019