The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
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when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.
Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.
by swettfrommyball June 18, 2009
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1. does not wear sandals to a public shower
2. only requires a towel when showering
3. does not own a toothbrush
4. drinks amps two or three times daily
5. yacks after one beer
6. repeatedly yells "i'm gonna cum" before actually doing it
7. has two of the best roommates ever <3
1. does not wear sandals to a public shower
2. only requires a towel when showering
3. does not own a toothbrush
4. drinks amps two or three times daily
5. yacks after one beer
6. repeatedly yells "i'm gonna cum" before actually doing it
7. has two of the best roommates ever <3
{online conversation}
xOo babii GirRl: s0 i accidentally fell on top of another creedon last night..
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: dayum girl, you showa?
xOo babii GirRl: yeah
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: ..go take anotha
xOo babii GirRl: s0 i accidentally fell on top of another creedon last night..
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: dayum girl, you showa?
xOo babii GirRl: yeah
bOoTyliiCiiOus69: ..go take anotha
by pdubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb February 9, 2009
Get the creedon mug.A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.
Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!
Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!
Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!
Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!
Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."
by Jacqui D November 8, 2006
Get the Creepy Johnson mug.any online interchat regular who uses the nickname FroBanger in order to harass poor unsuspecting chatlings for naked pictures, only to later show them to the entire chatsite and brag about obtaining them. as if this is some sort of feat that only a cool person could do...
also see Super Fag.
also see Super Fag.
by WinkBinkleman December 30, 2003
Get the creepy mug.Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
by Plushplush February 12, 2010
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