bakin cookies

to stick your balls inside a girls vagina, while keeping your penis out

i was bakin cookies cuz my balls were cold

by bob_deep May 1, 2007

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 19, 2003

pan cookies

another way of saying "having sex" when you're in Juvenile Detention.

"Mark and Sarah were making pan cookies when they were supposed to be doing these dishes."

by ChristinaBObeena January 19, 2008

MRE Cookies

a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies

Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!

by Post_amerika February 11, 2009

squirt on the cookie

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

cookie crisp

A delicious chocolatey cookie cereal

At first you taste the chocolate, then you taste the cookie, then the crisp, then the corn.

by Anne February 9, 2004

cookie dough

What a femboi fox's ass tastes like

Why tell us not to eat cookie dough but make it taste like a femboi fox's ass?

by a can of arizona iced tea September 26, 2018