Cooked

An Australian term for someone who chuffed a durry so hard they experience a nicotine high and get all fucked up.

Good on the silly bastard trying to get a light for a wet fag. Daft cunt's already fucking cooked!

Pollys so cooked he can't even hold the dart in his mouth properly the fucker, want a cracker you mad cunt

by nullboy June 1, 2016

choker

Black belt for sucking dick

Wow she has a choker, i wonder how many dicks she had to suck to get it

by Rams Mercedes December 16, 2019

cocker knocker

The term is used to called someone who looks gay, but may not be

"Shaun u cocker knocker"

by Trundle November 1, 2006

Tim Cooked

When an apple device suffers horrendous overheating from a seemingly light load.

Popularized by the heat pipe-less MacBook Air, a design so inept that one must wonder, were the engineers drunk, or does Tim just love cooking CPUs.

"99 degrees from one fucking Chrome tab!"

'Dude, that thing is getting Tim Cooked.'

by Phat Johnny September 20, 2020

cocker spaniel

noun: Someone who is very good-looking, but not particularly smart.

Oh, don't date Paul! He's such a cocker spaniel.

by Susan Lucas March 20, 2008

cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

coker

the perfect combination of good friends, playing poker and doing copious amounts of drugs, mainly cocaine.

" yo man, coker or poker tonight "

" i dont got shit tomorrow, so coker it is! "

" somebody tell dyldo! "

by Steltran April 30, 2008