My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?
by Sexydimma September 2, 2022
Get the Astrological cookingmug. A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.
by Mstr42 January 18, 2016
Get the cooked pigmug. by Cock inhaler November 23, 2021
Get the Jung cookmug. It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin
Bloke two: aww spewin
by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013
Get the Cooking the flutemug. A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.
Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.
Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.
by Narreik September 21, 2023
Get the raz cookemug. by Snugalugs August 11, 2019
Get the cook slagmug. I am cooking cookies.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.
by Disneylander May 12, 2021
Get the Cooking Cookiesmug.