Dane Cook 

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

Dane Cook by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008

dane cook 

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

dane cook by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

George Cook

A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.

Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.

George Cook by Fanboybob May 14, 2018

Stephanie Cook 

A major loser who is my best friend.

Stephanie Cook is a raging homo

Stephanie Cook by DCQManiac December 11, 2011

Flash Cook 

The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.

A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.

Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.

After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.

During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.

That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.

Flash Cook by stop using my name January 20, 2010

Compton Cook out 

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

Compton Cook out by jjvagnar October 26, 2012

dj cook fan 

A kid (squeaker) or teen who likes fortnite or roblox.

Imagine being a dj cook fan

dj cook fan by Googer Kid January 4, 2021