Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy

Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin

by Jay-man Z-dog June 03, 2013

cooking and chill

A subtle way to lure a girl to come over to your place inviting her to a dinner, initially as just a "friend", so that it can lead to an opportunity of getting intimate with her while making a dinner for her. Finally, after dinner a good session of sex is expected.

Hey, what are you doing tonight?
No plans at all!
Are you up to a cooking and chill?

by Chef Uc January 08, 2021

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 November 13, 2015

Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021

Jung cook

MORE LIKE JUNK COCK AHHAHAHHAHAHDHSGXVSD IUJFVEHGV VAAHHAHA IM FUNNY
probably from china idk

That guy is jung cook

by Cock inhaler November 24, 2021

Billy Cook

To adopt a feminine stance and deliver 46 hits to a training door.

She's not bad mate, pretty hot. Got that Billy Cook look about her.

by NWMOSG July 15, 2020

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015