Creschpendo

A gradual increase in the volume or intensity of parents' spending their money.. This Creschpendo begins when their children start their travel sports teams. Then, the spending intensifies with the additional cars and insurance for inexperienced drivers. The spending intensity continues to gain momentum as children enter college whilst on the dole for healthcare, car, car insurance, tuition, room/board, study abroad, and attorney's fees for that public drunkenness incident. At the peak of this Creshpendo, you be spending money so dizzyingly that you will lose all sight of what money is and that it once was something that could be saved/stored. On the other side of the Creschpendo is the Decreschpendo, which is the gradual de-intensifying of spending that slowly ends when your children get jobs.

I have begun my Creschpendo, but Dave is in the thick of it. He is shoveling money into a large shop Vac and has it blowing in reverse.

by Ace Bink October 25, 2024

Cireins

**Cireins (noun)**: A mythical, divine serpent that roams the cosmos, embodying a balance between good and evil. This celestial being possesses the immense power to devour planets, symbolizing its dominion over the universe's creation and destruction. Often revered as a god, the Cireins is seen as a guardian of cosmic equilibrium, guiding the fate of celestial bodies while remaining indifferent to the moral dichotomies of existence. Its presence is felt in the vastness of space, where it weaves through galaxies, a testament to the mysteries of the universe.

Legends tell of the Cireins, the divine serpent that glides through the cosmos, capable of consuming entire planets while maintaining the delicate balance between creation and destruction.

by Cireins February 1, 2025

Coresmoke

Coresmoke: (n.) A diminutive individual, often mistaken for a particularly ambitious houseplant due to their surprisingly vertical orientation. Their height is best described as 'compact,' 'brief,' or 'experiencing a significant gravitational pull towards the earth.' Legends speak of Coresmoke's valiant attempts to reach the top shelf, endeavors often ending with a small, yet determined, scramble and a strategically placed stool. Their existence challenges the very notion of 'standing tall,' instead embodying the quiet dignity of a perfectly formed bonsai tree. Despite their limited stature, Coresmoke possesses a booming personality that often overshadows their physical dimensions, leaving onlookers wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a Lilliputian convention or simply underestimated the power of a truly mighty midget. They are often seen strategically positioned near doorways to avoid being accidentally stepped on, a testament to their survival skills and the enduring challenges of living in a world built for giants. Their preferred method of transportation is a combination of strategically placed boxes and an unwavering determination to conquer any height with the help of a few well-placed friends. In essence, Coresmoke is proof that big things come in small packages, especially if those packages happen to be armed with an exceptionally witty comeback and an uncanny ability to find the perfect step-stool.

That man is a coresmoke

by GMLuna April 8, 2025

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025

Crescendoslop

Crescendoslop is a derogatory term aimed Post-Rock music that is seen as not having much substance besides build up and crescendos.

“Yo have you heard that new Swans album?”
“Hell no, they’ve been making the same crescendoslop for over a decade now.”

by Winston122 June 13, 2025

Who cares pace

It's where you walk without any conviction, because you have absolutely nothing planned, and you just don't care about racing to the next destination.

Jim is enjoying walking home at "who cares pace."

by UNsyncED March 13, 2012

Lake Crescent

The most goddamn beautiful lake in the world. Or at least for us Seattleites.

Katie: Hey girlfriend, what'd ya do this weekend.
Bella: Went up to Lake Crescent with my girlfriends. It was hella pretty, even without the cell service.

by xandroe August 23, 2017