Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

The coolest Chef you’ll ever meet.
He may throw plates, shade and sass around like confetti but if you have his back he’ll have yours.
Drinks uncanny amounts of chocolate super M’s.
Uses the word fuck in large amounts.
Greets strangers with “Right Fuckers”
He may throw plates, shade and sass around like confetti but if you have his back he’ll have yours.
Drinks uncanny amounts of chocolate super M’s.
Uses the word fuck in large amounts.
Greets strangers with “Right Fuckers”
by Tandawg January 23, 2018

by toesmademedothis December 21, 2022

I always cook for my girlfriend, but I am cheffing for her this time. Everything will be made from scratch. It will take longer, but nothing will be prepackaged.
by mil-town-414 September 7, 2022

A Deep State chef responsible for cooking up schemes to subjugate the masses. Often a background player shielded from any consequences when their dirty dealings are inevitably brought to public light.
"Did you hear about the Twitter Files? Sounds like the Biden laptop stories were true all along."
"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."
"Yeah. The Deep Chef is working overtime doing damage control. I bet they'll blame this one on Russia too."
by jint3i December 4, 2022

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!
by the_lololagist September 26, 2010
