Castle von Wolfenstein

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017

castleman

Big black guy wit a big dick and fucks alot of bitches

That Castleman stole my bitch

by "Castleman" or a knight of a c October 27, 2017

castleford idaho

It is for people who like incest with there grandma

I'm from Castleford Idaho and me and my grandma are getting married

by Fake291996 November 6, 2017

castle punch

When a submissive potato approaches the larger, more powerful potato, to engage in makeup sex.

I’m gonna go castle punch pope.

by Deduper November 28, 2017

Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 14, 2018

Castle Grayskull

The source of He Man and She Ra powers

then I was like I would rather live in castle grayskull

by SorceressOfGrayskull July 27, 2018

"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.

Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!

by QuacksO September 26, 2018