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Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
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Carson

Carson, at first he may seem like a nice down to earth guy, but he has a bit of a weird side too him. Hes always like one girl and would do anything to get her. Everybody finds him nice and sweet, But be aware hes the type of guy to beat his limp dick off to a girls Instagram beach pictures.
"is that carson jacking his joystick on the deck??"
by 31876263746 May 30, 2018
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Carson

Big ass. Hot n sexy fat luxouis body. Nice sexy glasses. Great with lizards. Hates snakes. Loves them fornite girls. Hangs out with the barley choman.
Look how hot Carson is.

Omg.
by Ladies man 222 September 27, 2019
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carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds
carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!
by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019
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Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
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Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."
by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023
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emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.
ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??
by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023
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Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants
Carson only hear for liquor and his girl
by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023
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