"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"
by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009
by islander86 March 23, 2008
a carpet urinater
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
a urinater on inappropriate surfaces
one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet
by poomonks September 01, 2003
When a bitch let's her pussy hair grow out and irritates the penis upon entry ; when the pubic hair begins to slightly grow in as stubble and irritates the penis on the way in during sex.
by Middle aged middle white male November 09, 2018
A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
by talemah June 08, 2010
When you fuck a chineese prostitute in her nose while smoking pot to the point that her nose starts bleeding and falls off. After that you take her nose, place it on a piece of carpet, and repeditively twist the carpet to decompose her nose cartilage. After repeditive twisting it will turn into a powderey substance that you either inhale through the nose, or insert anally.
1.I twisted so much carpet last night that my shit can smell itself.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
2. I heard Ian Fignewton was twisting carpet last night.
3. Im doing the carpet twist.
4. Im soo twisted right now that i want to read my textbook and hallucinate.
by Eiyahn Fignewtonburg December 06, 2009
Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.
by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023