by anonymous December 20, 2003
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Did you see Madonna on the news last night?
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
No, I was too busy dreaming about Carter while slowly and indecently touching myself while eating a pastrami on rye.
I saw the sexiest person everrrr,
Who?
He was so a Carter.
by memyself andi November 1, 2010
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Most athletic player ever. Best in the league. People hate on him for no reason their jealous of his abilities.
by white wonder December 16, 2004
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A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.
Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
by theonewholifts February 14, 2015
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dean carter is the sexiest man to every face pixel earth. his face is so perfect like how. his deets just go together so well and his eyes oh my god. especially him in a suit with pompadour hair oh my. he can literally have my children. he can shoot me with his pretty gun and i would ask him to do it a thousand times more. i want an edit of him played at my funeral or don't bother throwing me one at all. if your reading this pls follow my instagram @cvrtcr yes as in. carter
dean carter is the sexiest man to every face pixel earth. his face is so perfect like how. his deets just go together so well and his eyes oh my god. especially him in a suit with pompadour hair oh my. he can literally have my children. he can shoot me with his pretty gun and i would ask him to do it a thousand times more. i want an edit of him played at my funeral or don't bother throwing me one at all. if your reading this pls follow my instagram @cvrtcr yes as in. carter
by cvrtcr April 29, 2020
Get the dean carter mug.played for the Toronto Raptors franchise; bailed out on the millions of fans who supported him in Canada; a very very selfish man who cared only for himself; he was making 12.5 million dollars in 2004-2005 and felt he needed to start worrying about himself and put his priorities before that of his teamates and the city of Toronto; accussed the franchise of constantly rebuilding and having a revolving door policy on free agents; the however admitted to not giving it his all in Toronto thus proving he was responsible for the raps losing seasons; a very sad man with a lot of talent; he may be geniunly nice outside but was never a MAN on the basketball court; OAKLEY challenged him and he got him traded; VC helped bring in HAKEEM who was a FLOP; his mom ran the franchise and his life; now hes winning games as a new jersey NET which as a team has less talent than do the raptors which goes to show you if he'd have given his all the the raptors franchise, they would've made the playoffs this yr and in yrs past
"Vince Carter is a whiny mama's boy whose as selfish as they come, and has no regard for anyone but himself
by NBA Thug April 6, 2005
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