by Samtionary May 10, 2024
Get the Sticky goo canoemug. The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.
Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.
by Sig63 October 7, 2020
Get the dougout canoemug. A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
Get the Vag-canomug. A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoemug. by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019
Get the Canoemug. A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
Get the Jorge canomug. Douche Canoe (noun): A self-absorbed, obnoxious individual who drifts through life on a raft of arrogance, bad takes, and an utter lack of self-awareness. Often mistaken for a human, but upon closer inspection, closely resembles a sentient, poorly groomed toe with an attitude problem because he likely sat on a pinecone.
Example: Kyle, the human embodiment of a stubbed toe, leaned back in his chair, manspreading like he was claiming land, and loudly explaining why everyone else was wrong about literally everything. Between flexing his "elite genetics" (despite looking like a swollen big toe) and hitting on anything that moved, he remained blissfully unaware that the entire room was desperately hoping for a strong gust of wind to carry his douche canoe far, far away.
by Sassenach March 14, 2025
Get the Douche Canoemug.