candy creepin

Looking for eye candy; searching for good looking women or men.

You can catch me candy creepin every Friday night.

by porschebeanna November 18, 2015

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

Candy Canus

The act sticking a candy cane in your girls ass and using the hooked end to stimulate her clitorus.

You should have heard her scream when I gave her the Candy Canus !
She sure had a merry Christmas from that Candy Canus !
Old Saint Nick gave her the Candy Canus.

by Bretsus December 7, 2011

Kamand(Candy)

She is known to have many talents , Sleeping , eating , Sarcasm , ... But Seriously She is so caring and smart :)
Sometimes She can be a nerd but she still can be cute and hot af

+ : "Do you know the name of the hot and cute chick in my class???!"
- : "of course , its Kamand , Everybody call her candy."
+ : HMMM Kamand(Candy)

by SmartAss God November 5, 2022

Candy rolling

The act of taking ecstasy.
(Not to be confused with candy flipping
The act of taking acid and ectstasy)

Eric:“Yo bro I took so much ecstasy last night “
Trey:“Fr?”
Eric:“Yeah bro I was candy rolling “

by Iceyn8 April 4, 2018

rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

candy shank

When you lick a candy cane to make the tip sharp

Joseph- How did you get out of prison again?
Pete- At Christmas time the guards passed around candy canes. Then, I made a candy shank out of it.

Joseph- Seriously dude, I’ve only heard of that in the movies

by Littytitty69420 December 31, 2017