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Cancer

I would make a funny joke but seriously cancer sucks dick
by C.D's September 20, 2017
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Cancer

the internet is cancer.
by TCYT July 5, 2018
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Cancer

Cancer is a definition of Fortnite.
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Sup
Guy 1: I play Fortnite!
Guy 2: we are not friends anymore, you have cancer.
by rmuel14 October 26, 2018
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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007
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LAN Cancer

Noun -
pathology:
a malignant and invasive psychological disease caused by an extended and intensive period of gaming, be that via console, personal computer or any other form of gaming device that can host or join multiplayer game.

Sufferers complain of symptoms, including but not limited to, extreme lethargy, unpredictable bowl movements and generally feel as if they're about to die.

Causes seem to be exasperated by ingestion of high fat, sugar or salted foods, lack of sleep or holding off visiting the toilet.

Cure consists of purging your system, holding off high caffeine drinks and a large dose of sleep over the course of the next few days.
Dan: Holy crap, I think I've got LAN cancer!
Dave: Huh?
Dan: Yeah, LAN cancer! Shouldn't have been up all over the Dobbie Hall that weekend...
Dave: Heh, energy drinks and take aways?
Dan: Aye man...
Dave: Sucks to be you!
by NICKaelHOOP February 25, 2011
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Corona-canceled

When an event, race, group gathering, etc. gets canceled due to the event organizers' being scared of the coronavirus pandemic.
Looks like the Buffalo marathon is corona-canceled...
by thenapolitan March 13, 2020
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cancer shop

tanning stuido or booth
well I'm off to the cancer shop for some fake bake time!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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