Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 15, 2015

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pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 27, 2015

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Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 08, 2019

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feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 13, 2017

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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 28, 2012

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