Capetillo

A sexy, chunky, Mexican who likes Naruto

Damn, Capetillo is smokin hot and chunky. I wish I could wear his Naruto jacket.

by DANKMEMELORD1047228 October 18, 2018

Carpet bomb

When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet

Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house

by Hegemony April 14, 2019

carpet pussy

when you get dicked down or are dicking down a partner on a carpeted floor which results in getting rug burn.

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 27, 2020

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

Riding The Magic Carpet

When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.

Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?

by jweskid February 7, 2010

stop eating my carpet

stop eating

stop eating my carpet

by the cooler penguin27 October 12, 2020

carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003