ass cafe

A gay coffee shop

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"

by StinkyPantz December 14, 2010

parisian cafe

it is when an individual is performing cunnilingus, and the receiving female farts while the individual performing the cunnilingus is under the covers, i.e. 'dutch oven'

Oh my God!!! I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and she farted, and I thought I was sitting at a Parisian Cafe drinking a coffee

by Angelassassin March 12, 2014

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

beth's cafe

The Beth's cafe is a sexual move that involves a man sitting on a women's face and fucking here titty pussy. The man is to sit with the women's nose between his butt cheeks and scream sniff while he continues to fuck her titty pussy. At the climax of the interaction the women will be deeply inhaling the mans butt musk as he ejaculates below the women's belly button but not past her knees then you have participated in the Beth's cafe

I gave Cindy the heshest Beth's cafe last night

by Mungfung October 7, 2013

caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times July 16, 2008

Cafe

Street Name For Caffeine.

Dude Go Make Us Some Cafe

by this girl on tonya 98 March 20, 2010

caffiene cocktail

made by dr dew the worlds leading expert in caffinated beverages it is the elixir
of the gods. they bath with this liqudated heavan it

ingridients include:
amp
amp overdrive
Noz
monster
full throttle
amp n e thing
all the monsters
all the full throttels
all the mountain dew flavors
the sobe energy drinks
rockstars
the hulk hogan drink
vault
basicly n e thing with caffiene n it
rip it
red bull
power thirst
pixie stixs

hey guys wanna make the caffiene cocktail tonight?
guys u wanna go cheese?
guys im cheesing my effing ballz off right now

by dr dew May 9, 2008