Covid-25 

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

Covid-25 by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covid Belly 

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

Covid Belly by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

Covid Mosh

10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.

Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."

Covid Mosh by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020

Covid-34 

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

Covid-34 by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

Covid prepper 

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

Covid prepper by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

COVID baddie 

Someone who is stuck in the house but she/he wants to look cute so they dress up just to stay at home.

Friend: Why are you looking so cute when you can’t leave the house.
Me: Idek just feel like being a COVID baddie today.

COVID baddie by Bunny_alexx May 1, 2020

COVID Commander 

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

COVID Commander by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020