1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008
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Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.
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Get the Stephanie Cook mug.The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.
A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.
Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.
A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.
Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.
After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.
During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.
That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.
During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.
That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.
by stop using my name January 20, 2010
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1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD
2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD
2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!
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