chode
chode by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003
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chode
So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."
chode
when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.
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chode by clintonius rex May 1, 2007
chode
Can be a short / wide penis or a person whos height is unproportional their width. (stocky). this is not neccessarily a bad physical trait unless the width comes from being out of shape/ over-weight.
1.) I heard that kid has a chode.
2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.
2.) Look at that fat fucking chode wobbling down the hall, trying to get to his locker.
chode by Chodey McChodels February 15, 2008