chode

a chode is a penis as long as it is short
and also the subject behind the chode kingdom
a magical place where the chode queen rules
and the only way to get there is to pass over a bridge over the chode creek thats patroled by chode trolls who ask you riddles and thats how choode came to be

"wow dude nice chode whered you get it?"

"duh the chode kingdom"

by nich..? January 12, 2009

Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

by Andy June 25, 2004

Chode

A chode is also someone who totally sucks as a person.

I can't believe that guy lit up a bowl and didn't even ask us to smoke, what a chode!

by skrilla June 17, 2003

chode

a dick fatter than it is long

"wow dude, look at your chode!"
"that chodes one to die for"
"suck my chode!"

by tommboy69 February 6, 2008

chode

The dark skin between the penis and the asshole

You are a chode!

by kwang July 18, 2003

chode

It means a short and fat penis but it could be used to call a friend in a manner not demeaning them.

"Hey chode come here!"
"Whats up chode"

by Mandingo Harrison September 27, 2007

Chode

think of a dinner plate on your nuts

Damn, can you eat of that chode?

by Mike Peterson December 27, 2002