Chans

Extreme followers of rapper Chamillionaire. Usually hang around hip hop sites waiting for someone to say something that they don't agree with about their "messiah" Some are known to move at "ghandi speed"

Chans: Chamillionaire is the best rapper alive.
Normal Person: Uh no, he hasn't had any success since "Ridin'"
Chans: No. He just dropped a new song and Venom is coming soon.
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up chan, just like Detox is coming soon.

by Rangeshooter February 27, 2009

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n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

by Phenolic December 2, 2003

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