carrot top

when male ejaculates all over a red heads pubic bush and, the male eats her out.

"hey babe can i give you a carrot top

by jankydank August 6, 2009

Carrot Top

A very talented comedien who just happened to bang your mother last night.

Dude, for some odd reason when I got home last night, The Almighty Carrot Top was leaving my house.

by NeroXenuLiger May 16, 2006

Golden Carrot

This takes some effort. First you piss in a toilet then dip your dick in it then finally stick it in a chicks arsehole.

Man I'll never do the Golden Carrot that's fucking sick, the guy who created is fucked up in the head.

by Odin September 24, 2004

down to the carrots

When something is ending or coming to an end.

As the racers approaced the finish line the race was down to the carrots.

by N1CK5TER January 2, 2009

rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

by vindows wertex September 30, 2007

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005

Ass Carrots

These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.

Ass Carrots are so delicious!

by E? September 3, 2006