Bumming

The insertion of your cock into someones tight (often crusty) braided arsehole...i hope you bought some vaseline

I'm gonna BUM you...softly...*EEEP*
You put the ming in bumming

by Bommerous Qouous January 7, 2004

sperm burping butt pirate

1.A fun name to call someone
2.its like calling somone gay or a fag, but worse

theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"

by MR. Bower April 27, 2009

Bumpin'

Fun!

Thiz party iz bumpin u know crunk! ...

by Bri November 24, 2002

sperm burping granny banger

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

bumpin

when you have a headache

yo man... my fo head is bumpin!

by studlee April 23, 2004

Earphone Bumpin'

Someone who so obnoxiously cranks the volume on their earphones just for the single fact of showin' off (to those close enough around that can hear them) what music they're listening to.

The guy earphone bumpin' three treadmills down from me is listening to Mos.

by Call Me CoCoNUT May 25, 2008

bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

by mrbufo May 2, 2006