Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.
"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"
by Bigboialex September 21, 2018
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Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.
Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.
by Love2.0 December 18, 2017
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He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt
by Thatonedickhead April 25, 2017
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A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head
Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot
by Meowslayer69 October 28, 2018
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Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!
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A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.
This jabroni is such a Brandon.
by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018
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