boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 17, 2010

Boxerbation

The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.

In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.

by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011

Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

on the border between Venus and California

completely out of touch with reality

She is on the border between Venus and California-she doesn't have a clue.

by theprincessofdarkness April 30, 2009

pulling a bonder

When guys are completely confident on Windows Live Messenger, but in real life they're completely shy.

Rory: oh and you look nice in that picture :)
Amy: look at you, you're pulling a bonder!

by Dreamono August 21, 2009