boob pong

When a guy stands a reasonable distance away, facing you, and lobs ping pong balls at your cleavage. If they go in, you drink, and if he misses, he drinks.

Zack and tittsmcgee were playing boob pong last night and tittsmcgee got shit-faced because there was no chance of him missing her huge rack!

by Tittsmcgee June 15, 2017

Boob-shaming

When one shames a woman for having large breasts. (Regardless of what she wears)

"What a rack! Show some more"
"Cover up you look like a whore!"
She didn't understand why they were boob-shaming her.

by Queba January 29, 2019

Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 16, 2019

Bolob

The ultimate being, truly a masterpiece of the imagination.

A: whoa check her out

B: she's a real BOLOB

by thelastguest May 22, 2019

boob sad

A state of sadness which can only be cured by a great pair of tits

I was boob sad the other day and then I saw some out of the world knockers

by RoomyTortoise May 6, 2020

Bojo

The man who canceled your holidays and screwed over your children.

"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems pretty nasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."

by Sir Keir Starmer, KCB QC MP October 10, 2020

Boob control

When your motor boating her tittys and you press Em together.

I was motor boating them tittys when they started flopping all over the place so I had to initiate boob control.

by Hunters fucked up mind October 19, 2020